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READ THIS FIRST: I respect and love Vivek, back when I was 19 - we were making a comedy public access show so I felt it necessary to make it funny. I really love this video and have spoken to the man and given him about $50 since making the video, it has been seen by hundreds of people. Hope you can decipher the intelligence from the stupidity - and for the records, I still think it's kind of funny.
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Listen to Asa's music:
http://www.last.fm/music/Asa+Thibodaux
The hood congratulates Jared! (Ghetto Vers.)
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A couple of country "good ol' boys" in a pickup harass a "city slicker" driving an open top beemer. But they get more than they bargained for!
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White guy standing up for his race, this guy was a trip cause he was a white racist but he was acting like a black guy...lol
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January 11, 2000 - July 31, 2006.
2356 Days.
A work in progress.
original music by Carly Comando.
http://www.everyday.noahkalina.com
http://www.myspace.com/carlycomando
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Part One of every Tourettes Guy Video. This video includes Bob Saget, Montage 2, Rude Awakening, A Customer Inquiry, Drive-Thru Troubles, The Head and Shoulders Incident, Video Montage, Brush Ma Teeth, Interview Part 1, and What About Dom?
Tourettes Guy
Bob Saget
Montage 2
Rude Awakening
A Customer Inquiry
Drive-Thru Troubles
Head and Shoulders Incident
Video Montage
Brush Ma Teeth
Interview Part 1
What About Dom?
Interview Part 2
Bench Press
Interview Part 3
Interview Part 4
Pickles
Total
Fridge
Tourettes King
Tit-Dirt
Shit Like A Horse
March of Flames Commercial
Bird in the House
Colonel Cluster Fuck
Can't Take Him Anywhere
Like Father Like Son
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Part Three - The Risk
"Nice guys finish last"
Nick is the nice guy we all know. He's polite, considerate, friendly...and single. In this third and final part of the series, Nick has to decide whether to preserve the friendship he has with Amy by not telling her how he really feels, or to take the chance and reveal it all.
Part 1: The Problem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrnK-qPARYI
Part 2: The Lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMGeWGvDHTA
BUY the Nice Guy Tshirts!
http://www.areyouaniceguy.com
www.wongfuproductions.com\
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http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnham/
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham
whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy,
and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die
and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants
and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france.
split a decision with long division,
take the circumference of your circumcision
live like your data and when you're all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get.
is new math...
whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal
and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real,
and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box,
how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox.
take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion
live like your data, and when youre all "set"
put it all together and whatever you get...
is new math.
and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree...
full of asian porn.
C-A-L-C-U-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog.
and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log.
support the farmers with a pro-tractor,
link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or)
live like ur data...blah blah
word problems
if theres a fat guy in a pastry shop with a twenty dollar bill and he's ready to buy,
in order to predict his volume change you need to know the value of pi (pie)
and theres a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her,
how long til it reaches adn kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor,
and if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his freetime and mealtime while on his knees
and if kim is half as old as bobby who is two years older then twelve year old tori,
for how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape
cause havin sex is like quadratic expansion if it cant be split then its time to stop,
and havin sex is like doing fractions, its improper for the larger one to be on top,
and havin sex is like math homework, i do it best when i'm alone in my bed.
and squarin numbers are just like women, if theyre under thirteen just do them in your head....
and new math
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Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.
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A man named Jack Rebney is Winnebago Man. These are the outtakes and tirades pieced together by the video crew Mr. Rebney hired to assist in making a promotional video for marketing RVs. There are several versions of this file on YouTube. This one runs over 4 minutes and features Winnebago Man's hatred for flies and several long swearing and cursing montages. enjoy!
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November 2008
When Ann returned home at 10am one Tuesday to collect a forgotten notebook, what she found shocked her to the core. Her husband was with another man. What happens when one spouse admits to being gay?
My husband was with this man and my life was over, as I knew it, Ann recalls. Like Ann, millions of heterosexual men and women unknowingly marry gay people. When the truth is revealed, these straight spouses are left trying to rebuild their broken lives. Some become depressed, where others are able to move on. I dont spend all my time dwelling on it but the hurt never entirely goes away, explains one straight husband.
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