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The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude
*this is not my work - all credits go to thewebsiteisdown.com*
After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you.
Created by: Josh Weinberg
Sales Guy: Casey Cochran
Web Dude: Josh Weinberg
Trevor from Arvada: Jesse
JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs
Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving
Music By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteam
User interface Open Source Credits:
// VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php
// Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank Bi
Thanks To:
Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux, Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and Microsoft (for creating so many things to make fun of).
Please Enjoy.
If you have problems logging in then just try harder.
Please don't sue me.
halo gaming unix animation short film trailer geek nerd humor machinima
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Part One - The Problem
"Nice guys finish last"
Nick is the nice guy we all know. He's polite, considerate, friendly...and single. In this first part of the 3-part series, Nick explains his frustration with being the nice guy, and tries to figure out if there's anyway to get the girl he likes, Amy, to see him as anything other than, "a nice guy"
Part 2: The Lesson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMGeWGvDHTA
BUY the original Nice Guy Tshirts
http://www.areyouaniceguy.com
www.wongfuproductions.com
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http://www.marinoshop.com.br - 1982 Drinkin' TNT 'n' Smokin' Dynamite (live) -- Blind Pig (rec. 1974 Montreax Jazz Fest.)
Carlos Augusto Alves Santana (born July 20, 1947), known simply as Carlos Santana or Santana, is a Grammy Award-winning Mexican-born American Latin rock musician and guitarist.
He became famous in the late 1960s and early 1970s with his band, the Santana Blues Band, going mostly under the title "Santana," which created a highly successful blend of salsa, rock, blues, and jazz fusion. Their sound featured his often high-pitched and distorted guitar lines set against Latin American instrumentation such as timbales and congas. Santana continued to work in these forms over the following decades, and experienced a sudden resurgence of popularity and critical acclaim in the late 1990s.
Over his career he has sold an estimated 80 million albums worldwide.
George "Buddy" Guy (born July 30, 1936) is an American blues and rock guitarist and singer. Known as an inspiration to Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and other 1960s blues and rock legends, Guy is considered an important exponent of Chicago blues. He is the father of female rapper Shawnna.
Guy is known for his showmanship; for example, he plays his guitar with drumsticks, or strolls into the audience while jamming and trailing a long guitar cord.
Born in Lettsworth, Louisiana, Guy grew up in Louisiana where he learned to play guitar at a womens trucker convention[citation needed]. In the early '50s he began performing with bands in Baton Rouge. Soon after moving to Chicago in 1957, Guy fell under the influence of Muddy Waters. In 1958, a competition with West Side guitarists Magic Sam and Otis Rush gave Guy a record contract. Soon afterwards he recorded for the Cobra label. He recorded sessions with Junior Wells for Delmark Records under the pseudonym Friendly Chap in 1965 and 1966.
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See the artists behind the hit show "Family Guy" as they auction off original art for charity.
MUSIC BY:
Subthunk http://www.subthunk.com
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Bryan Ferry - Jealous Guy (Stereo)
Roxy Music's cover of John Lennon's Jealous Guy, their only #1 single in the UK
Many prefer the Roxy Music version. It was released as a tribute single the year after Lennon's death.
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(Lyrics: http://www.gregslab.com/physics_rap )
"Physics Guy" was performed on March 30, 2007, for Ms. Houston's 3rd period AP Physics class at Leland High School, in return for having one low assignment grade dropped (hence the reference in the opening verse).
"Physics Guy" was a rush project, and my first attempt at doing anything of this nature. The lyrics and "music" were engineered over a couple of consecutive evenings using all open-source software and a mixture of original samples with stock instruments. I hope to produce a higher-quality audio-only recording as soon as I have some time.
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Chris discovers that everyone in the family is working two jobs to pay for his private school; including Stewie playing tuba for fat people, Meg and Lois working as hookers, and Peter scratching butts with a butt scratcher. Season 5: Episode 16 - "No Chris Left Behind"
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As the family sits around the campfire, Peter sings a song about gay cowboys. (Family Guy - Season 5: Episode 17)
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These are some pics of really hot emo guys. I am sorry it is not the way i exactly wanted it but i hope you enjoy it.
Thx for all the comments.
and the song in this vid is from "Escape The Fate" with "Cellar Door"
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lyrics:
We walked through the doorway
Heard you calling from the hall
To find you in the bedroom
Not breathing at all
I drug your body to the cellar where we lay
The wax, it melts away
I kiss your face.
Now we are starting to love you more
Your body's on the canvas
I paint it on the floor
Now you wait like the drug, like the change
And the pain it goes on for so long
And oh, now it hurts in the worst way now that you're gone
It's so wrong
It's so wrong.
If I could take you somewhere
I'd take you to the darkest place
Scatter you in art forms
And wired hearts
Beauty in different ways
Your hands on picture frames
Your eyes on the glass
When your face has a mask
Now they are starting to love you more
A gallery of your beauty
They'll charge at the door
As you wait like the drug, like the change
And the pain it goes on for so long
And oh, now it hurts in the worst way now that you're gone
It's so wrong
It's so wrong
And down below
Your veins run dry your vacant eyes
I lost control
Your face is pale, your body's cold
And down below your veins run dry your vacant eyes
I lost control
Your face is pale, your body's cold (Your face is pale, your body's cold)
Wait, like the drug, like the change
And the pain it goes on for so long
And oh, now it hurts in the worst way now that you're gone
It's so wrong
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Lol the Old annoying six flags commercial guy robot chicken. As it gets closer to the end, the sound gets more off.
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Darth Vader, dissatisfied working as a parking enforcement officer, pursues his dream by applying for a construction loan to build the Death Star. Season 5 - Episode 2 "Mother Tucker"
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Joe Pesci's infamous "Wise Guy" persona on display here from his famous roles as Nicky Santoro & Tommy DeVito from the movies "Casino" & "Goodfellas".
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On October 17th, 2008, I proposed to my (now) Fiancee. Originally I wanted to return to the site of our first date, Mount Baker, near Bellingham Washington. Sadly, there was no discreet way to get her out there. So I turned to the next best thing, digitally recreating the mountain!
But why stop there? I figured I'd try and recreate many of our other favorite memories -- stargazing, dancing, even her favorite song lyrics (from the Princess Bride). I'm a college student who is studying Computer Science, and I wanted to do something unique that used my talents, so I did some research on Rom hacking, as she was playing through Chrono Trigger. (A perennial favorite of mine, I can't wait to buy it for my DS.) I even put in her cat, Cleo!
I had several goals in mind:
First) Keep the area in the context of the original game, the proposal should be a surprise.
Second) Get it done quick! I had the ring, I had the Father's blessing, and you can't sit on either of those for too long. You'll notice some of the NPC collision information is missing (the cat runs through a lot of weird places) and I didn't have time to properly debug every tile.
Third) Place memories that might be poignant enough to remind her of our relationship, while not inadvertently giving away that this was somehow hacked.(See goal #1.)
Overall, it was a resounding success. She had no idea that this wasn't part of the original. She asked, "Hey, are those the Princess Bride lyrics? Do the Japanese really love that movie?" to which I responded, "Yeah! That's probably it! Either that or a bored translator slipping in an easter egg."
When her name appeared on screen (blurred in this video), she glanced over to me (on one knee, with the ring out), wondering, "How did they get my name in this game?" When she saw the ring, she reread the proposal, nodded yes, and said, "You are such a huge nerd! I love this!"
I spent a long time debating whether or not this proposal was awesome or incredibly stupid. Her friends, and my friends helped talk me into it, and it was a huge success!
I built the area by fusing a pre-existing area (Denodoro Mountains) with concepts I had in my mind. Each NPC in the area (save the cat, and the young girl at the beginning) is supposed to be either myself or my fiance.
UPDATE: It has been dugg! http://digg.com/people/Guy_Proposes_by_Hacking_Chrono_Trigger
Update 2: Now on Reddit! http://www.reddit.com/r/geek/comments/79imv/this_guy_wanted_to_pro
Thanks to zeptobyte, and all the others!
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